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    Thank you for considering The New York Erotic Cakes Bakery USA for your NYC Bronx party cakes and bakery needs. Our Brooklyn cake decorators specialize in wedding Manhattan New York Staten Island cakes, holiday Queens cakes, grooms Manhattan cakes, birthday Brooklyn cakes, specialty Bronx cakes, custom Bronx cakes, New York city erotic Brooklyn cakes, adult candies, bachelor Queens cakes, bachelorette cookies, x-rated Manhattan NYC cake, x rated NYC Manhattan Queens cake, French pastries and decorative Brooklyn cakes. We also carry sugar free Brooklyn cakes, diabetic Queens cakes, cholesterol free items. We specialize in bachelorette erotic NY NYC Manhattan cakes, Queens bachelorette x-rated Manhattan Staten Island cakes, bachelorette adult cakes, any shape any style, any color.

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      Anthony M.
      Venice, FL
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      Jan 23, 2024

      Had my first moment where I had a request for a frisky birthday cake and I sure wasn't making it myself so I called these guys. The process was fast, easy, and thorough. James and team had a beautiful perfect cake sent on schedule, carefully hand delivered in Miami. And the cake quality was top notch. Yeah, they aren't cheap but they are the real deal and will wow anyone that sees them. Really nice people, good vibe, good quality, and delivered safely on time. Highly recommend!

      Birthday cake with just enough friskiness.  Heart shaped thing of beauty. Put the message on the tray to not mess with the art.
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      Jennifer J.
      Signal Hill, CA
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      Jul 11, 2023

      The whole experience was FANTASTIC! Dicks all the way up for the service that James provided! I ordered the cake two days before I needed it delivered and they did not disappoint! Erotic Bakery was able to customize the cake with Brazilian flags on the balls which catered to the brides fiancés heritage. The best part was the ballon on the inside of the tip which popped when it was cut into! Not to mention, it tasted just as great! Very moist and not too sweet! The 12 of us girls ate the ENTIRE DICK! I will definitely be contacting James the next time I need a dick in my life!

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      Jaymie F.
      Chicago, IL
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      Feb 12, 2023

      What an amazing experience! I called to make an order for my husbands birthday. It was easy to the point ordering and stress free. Mr. James was very attentive and detailed on the way I wanted the cake.
      The flavor was amazing! A total party hit!
      The cake was delivered in a timely manner.
      Definitely my new place to go for any occasion cake.
      Thanks for the great experience.

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      Dougie M.
      Mesa, AZ
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      May 23, 2023

      HIGHLY RECOMMEND!! Cake was awesome!! Service was outstanding from phone call to order, all the way to the party!! Thank you so much!

      Such a great experience all around starting with the phone call to order.   Cake turned out amazing, highly recommend Erotic Bakery!
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      Angelina R.
      Santa Clara, CA
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      Jun 28, 2023

      The owner was very on point and the cake came exactly how the picture i sent him everything was detailed perfectly. I love how it got delivered didnt even have to drive everything worked out perfectly id definitely recommend to my colleagues and family for future events

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      Martin K.
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      Feb 15, 2023

      I ordered the cake after me and my partner saw them in a Curb Your Enthusiasm. The call in contact was beyond friendly and quickly got me setup with a cake. They had it delivered in two days and it was just wonderful. Large cake that stayed fresh the whole time. Very moist and delicious and was quickly shared with friends since we had so much.

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      Marlene M.
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      May 3, 2023

      I called them in hopes of a same day custom cake for my company. They really tried their best to help and execute my request. And they did! They had the cake to us in 2 hours. It was impressive how diligent they were on giving me eta times and making sure we were happy with the outcome. And, the cake was very tasty which was a definite plus!

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      Lucy M.
      Atlanta, GA
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      Apr 12, 2023

      This was a horrible experience. I was considering sending Cookies or dessert via DoorDash to my fiancés bachelor party and instead decided to splurge for a boob cake. Looking online this place mentioned delivery within 1 hour. After speaking on the phone with James and he told me the $385 price, I was awestruck but trusted that the quality would meet the price point. Boy was I wrong. The cake was delivered with the wrong name "Rich" instead of Rick and it looked absolutely laughable. When I reached out to James, he said that he never promised quality, just a cake fast. What?! This is absolutely fraudulent.

      Cake received.
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      Evelyn C.
      Bellflower, CA
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      Jan 29, 2023

      It was an amazing experience.....it was my first time ordering an exotic cake....James made the experience very easy...the cake was delicious..everyone enjoyed it and had a great time...I will definitely order from them again.

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      Michelle K.
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      I ordered the cake on Sunday and it arrived on Friday for the party on Saturday. They got exactly my vision for a joint birthday celebration set of tits. James was very fast and super helpful. A little pricey but I can't do what they do and the laughs were 100% worth it. Nothing brings people together like a delicious looking pair of boobies.

      Boobs cake
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