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The tramp who married a badger, and 20 other spectacular Sunday Sport headlines
Since 1986, The Sunday Sport has been confusing and amusing readers with some of the most ludicrous headlines to to ever see publication
Here are 21 of the best:
1. That time a tramp married a badger
2. Presumably not this badger
3. And there’s the snack food headlines
4. So many snack lovers
5. They *really* love their snacks
6. Yeah, willies going all over the shop
7. Into all sorts
8. And when people aren’t poking their willy into things, they’re crapping on them
9. Shitting everywhere
10. And that’s when they’re not leaving bombers on the moon
11. Or Elvis on Mars
12. But sometimes these are the stories of the victims - as when the ghost of Michael Jackson paid a visit to this unfortunate soul
13. Or when this lady got a visit from Red Ed’s dad
14. The baffling world of the Sunday Sport is oddly beautiful
15. Even when they’re basically being horrible, there’s a certain poetry
16. Impossible headlines leading to intermittently plausible stories
17. Tales so ridiculous that they might just be true
18. Television movie storylines writ into reality
19. Incomprehensible visions of nightmare
20. Mysteries no-one ever asked to be solved
21. And then sometimes, just sometimes, a donkey robs a bank